Twin Towers

Unless you have Alzheimers disease, I don't think we should be discussing this topic.

Or if you are Osama reincarnated from heaven

We are totally not terrorists, and not going to make this plane crash into the Twin Towers. We are totally normal tourists who haven't seen the inside of a cabin. Totally. Translate what I said into Arabic

by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023

twin

Used as a synonym for "bro" in a brotherly way for someone you're close with.

"She got you blushing twin? Oh hell nah twin, you needa lock up twin, this ain't even you twin!"

by aleenas127 April 30, 2025

Polish Twins

Twins that are born within 15 months of each other.

My dad and uncle are polish twins!

by ryleeurl January 22, 2025

Disability Twins

A couple who live off the proceeds of DLA (Disability living allowance) While actually not suffering any ailments. Person A is the carer. They spend all their life (external life) looking after person B (The inflicted) who, for example has a sore back from sofa loafing and its now turned into paralysis from the neck down. After months or years of fake caring, its time for person A to claim illness too so they can also claim DLA, generally its stress related or something they have seen on C4 Shameless that lets them have more cash than working a 30K a year job (As that requires getting up on a morning)

OI George, look over there, Lou and Andy are out parading their fake illness again, I saw 'em through the curtains last night on the Kinect doing the Zumba. Fecking Disability twins are at it again.

by workshy willy November 26, 2011

the better twin

Is lina not matter what vee and Anastasia say

Wow lina really is the better twin

by Bts07 September 25, 2020

Pussy twins

Two people (of any gender) who have had sexual relations with the same person. An alternative to the non-pc phrase “eskimo sisters/brothers”.

Did you hear that John and Bill both hooked up with Natalie? They’re pussy twins now.

by smallpotatoes June 3, 2023

Twin-headed dragon

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥

Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....

by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020