smoked turkey

When it is thanksgiving and you get really really high

Collin: Oh man look at Spencer, he just ripped his bong! That is one smoked turkey!

by HighNiggis November 28, 2019

Lurkey Turkey

When someone is flirtatious in a sly manner.

"Josh just texted me his parents weren't home" "What a Lurkey Turkey!"

by haikumoonface April 19, 2018

toilet turkey

The third after Thanksgiving dinner.

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!

by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017

turkey dropping

Laying around the house in a turkey-induced coma that affects most adults after indulging in a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I wanted to watch the Lions play football but there's turkey droppings all over the TV room...i can't find a seat.

by mcmappy November 23, 2017

Like turkey

*Like Turkey* ( _n_) : Type of a relationship where its not a relationship but its a thing for sure, where you dont say "i love you" to each other but "i like you" . It has all the elements of dating except that.

Usually for commitment phopic people who want to be with each other but not 'date' at the same time.

Derivation : Derived from fist turkey. A fist turkey is an awkward combination of a fist bump and a highfive, thus its neither a fistbump, nor a handshake. Now substitute fist bump with dating and handshake with friends with benefits and there you have it. Like turkey.

I heard Tanya and Akhilesh onto a like turkey

by Fandomlove May 29, 2016

Turkey licker

When a male or female licks the pussy of an obese black woman.

Lil Wayne is such a Turkey Licker

by Coaler Krew September 9, 2016

Turkey Bite

The process of taking ones thumb and placing it between the pointer finger and middle finger then pinching someone with your thumb, resulting in the most painful pinch known to mankind

Cara if you dont keep yourself in line I am going to turkey bite the hell out of you.

by Mack Master Jack August 7, 2012