friend 1: Jeez I wanna tap that.
friend 2: Yeah man, she is a sexy narwhal.
friend 1: What?
friend 2: Shes magical, like a unicorn and shes probably horny too
friend 2: Yeah man, she is a sexy narwhal.
friend 1: What?
friend 2: Shes magical, like a unicorn and shes probably horny too
by sexynarwhal February 7, 2014
Get the sexy narwhalmug. 1. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who is of extremely pale complexion, and is strangely sexy because of it.
2. (adj) A term typically used to describe females who are sexy, but in a plain way. This is not necessarily a bad thing. See example below.
3. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who "knows the moves" but lacks the looks.
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2. (adj) A term typically used to describe females who are sexy, but in a plain way. This is not necessarily a bad thing. See example below.
3. (adj) A term used to describe a man or woman who "knows the moves" but lacks the looks.
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1. "That man was so pale... and the fact that he is hot because of it is disturbing yet enticing"
2. a) "My girlfriend is vanilla sexy... she is not too special but she's all I need"
2. b) "I have to give her credit, she tries pretty hard. She knows exactly what to do, but she just doesn't attract me, unfortunately"
2. a) "My girlfriend is vanilla sexy... she is not too special but she's all I need"
2. b) "I have to give her credit, she tries pretty hard. She knows exactly what to do, but she just doesn't attract me, unfortunately"
by smokeception November 9, 2012
Get the Vanilla sexymug. by Ash_why March 13, 2020
Get the Sexy Ratmug. Jaia is the best girlfriend ever and everyone lives being around her. She is perfect and pretty and incredibly good at making you feel happy.
by imnothot020202020202 July 30, 2021
Get the jaia is sexymug. A collection of friends/loved ones in a cosy situation, possibly writhing around and definitely cuddling. Actual sex optional.
See also Incesty Omlette.
See also Incesty Omlette.
by Cicisi January 7, 2014
Get the Sexy Omlettemug. Someone quite attractive that displays strong tendencies visually or through actions towards truly just being a poser, yet you still find them sexy.
by From the 414 June 15, 2014
Get the douchey sexymug. Michelle Cruzzzzzz who wore a black dress to Homecoming and her ass looked amazing cause she was sexy in black.
by georgiadawg02 October 30, 2011
Get the Sexy In blackmug.