Rusty paw

When a man is fingering a woman in the butthole and he takes his finger out and it has poop on it

Trace got a rusty paw after a dirty session with his girl friend

by Draymond McPipe October 4, 2016

Rusty Ending

That rusty colored mix of fecal matter, lube, and cum that sometimes appears on your penis during anal sex.

Him: "Oh, baby, let me fuck that ass!"
Her: "Okay, but I need to do an enema so you don't get shit on your dick."
Him: "No need, baby. I don't mind a little rusty ending."

by NutSpice July 31, 2012

rusty tailgate

Backside lovin with a silver vixen.

You see Gladys over there? I totally rusty tailgated her last night on the screened in porch.

by BigBen87 July 8, 2017

rusty cob

A penis that has been in a dirty rectum.

I pulled my cock out of her asshole and I had a rusty cob. Yuk! What a mess.

by JoeyBomm October 29, 2020

Rusty lulu

When a hot chic has a wet fart while wearing a white lulu lemon skirt. Due to the lack of underwear and tightness of the soda skirt, the brown squirt will be Apparent to anyone who has the misfortune of being behind her.

Ben, your bean burritos were so good and spicey but, shit, I had a rusty Lulu while running that 5k. Knew I should have gone with the black skirt today!

by Dirtydago August 28, 2013

Rusty Kramer

Running an exorbitant amount of miles then producing a bowel movement that is equal parts blood and feces, which results in a rust colored porcelain disaster.

I ran 100 miles last week, my bathroom has since become a conjuring of Rusty Kramers, non-stop shit and blood painting the inside of my throne.

by Bandeezee August 11, 2019

Rusty Submarine

When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.

Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.

by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015