River Jackson

River Jackson: He has a very Scientific mind from a young age, with philosophy and internet in nature in the world. A powerful Libra soul and especially confident person on the outside but busy and noisy on the inside.

He is a girl catcher and booty grabber, huge math guy and journalling lover, people bully him but learn they were wrong all along.

The best type of person to learn wisdom from.
That guy: River Jackson
"He's such a crazy cool character"

"I know he's so smart and hot"
by Jibbyblooblehotmath November 24, 2021
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Joan Rivers

The kind of female that cares more about whether tits are impressive to guys or not than guys do. If she thought that guys were that horrible, why didn't she just marry females and badmouth them all day with her wife(ves).
Joan Rivers didn't seem to like guys too much by some of what she said about them, unless there was some insecurity that she didn't want anybody to know about. Yet she would be the kind of person that said something like who cares all the time.
by The Original Agahnim September 18, 2021
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Joan Rivers

an American comedian, actress, producer, writer, and television host. She was noted for her blunt, often controversial comedic persona that was heavily self-deprecating and acerbic, especially towards celebrities and politicians, delivered in her signature New York accent. She is considered a pioneer of women in comedy.23 She received an Emmy Award and a Grammy Award, as well as nomination for a Tony Award.

Rivers started her career in comedy clubs in Greenwich Village alongside her peers George Carlin, Woody Allen, and Richard Pryor.4 She then rose to prominence in 1965 as a guest on The Tonight Show. Hosted by her mentor, Johnny Carson, the show established Rivers's comedic style. In 1986, with her own rival program, The Late Show with Joan Rivers, Rivers became the first woman to host a late night network television talk show. She subsequently hosted The Joan Rivers Show (1989–1993), winning a Daytime Emmy for Outstanding Talk Show Host. From the mid-1990s, she became known for her comedic red carpet awards show celebrity interviews.56 Rivers co-hosted the E! celebrity fashion show Fashion Police from 2010 to 2014 and starred in the reality series Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? (2011–2014) with daughter Melissa Rivers.
I love Joan Rivers she is so irreverent and hilarious
by OG Daddy December 30, 2024
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River Effect

The River Effect is when a friend uses/shows off an item especially in a video game frequently enough that you have to acquire it for yourself.
River effect dude, I just had to get it!
by RightTriggerLeftTrigger November 16, 2023
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River bullett

When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett.
When you're at the river and you feel the sudden urge to blast a turd out your butt. When it comes out like a .220 swift, we call in the River Bullett
by Kaisermonroe August 07, 2021
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River Stan

A child who stands River Roberts. They suck.
by River Stan June 05, 2022
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River Stan

Kids who Stan a gay pizza.
“Those dang river stand ate my organs.”
by River Stan June 05, 2022
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