Potato penis

Dictator

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.

by CrazyGoatLady January 24, 2017

potato jam

1. When you dance so much and get drunk that when you wake up you look like a dancing potato.
2. Jam made of potatoes

Dude I was so drunk and I kept dancing and I feel like potato jam.

by Potato_Land March 18, 2017

potato-shop

drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato

"I just potato-shopped you sucker"

by potatoshop October 20, 2013

short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.

"Short potato, away!"

by Cmplictd May 13, 2018

potato daddy

A fat person, who girls (notably loose women) use when they are feeling down about themselves.

The words "potato daddy" are derivative from "couch potato" and a girl having "daddy issues".

Danny is a homebody couch potato who gives Stephanie the security and warmth of a father to Stephanie who has daddy issues and just uses Danny when she didn't bring any one home from the bars that particular night.

After Stephanie goes home alone after a night of drinking, she calls her potato daddy (Danny).
Who is her security booty call, since he will certainly be home alone as he is a couch potato.

by KetchingFire January 14, 2017

soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with

by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020

Bury The Potato

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.

Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.

by TomKVideo December 9, 2008