Machine Gun Texter (MGT): Hey. 4:20
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21
MGT: Whatchya doin? 4:20
MGT: Wanna come over? 4:20
MGT: Scott is coming over. 4:20
MGT: Kurt too. 4:20
MGT: You should definitely come over. 4:20
You: Hey! Enough machine gun texts. 4:21
by c_papav January 14, 2015
Get the machine gun textsmug. by blastaux September 21, 2020
Get the Peen Ween Machinemug. Flip a girl upside down, open her pussy lips, pour a drink of your choice into her vagina, let it settle, and flip her right side out and suck out that succulent juice of yours.
Rob: Hey kyle did you do anything with Emily last night?
Kyle: Yeah, I gave her a Mississippi Soda Machine
Rob: Nice how was it?
Kyle: Fucking delicious
Kyle: Yeah, I gave her a Mississippi Soda Machine
Rob: Nice how was it?
Kyle: Fucking delicious
by canucksboi27 January 25, 2016
Get the Mississippi Soda Machinemug. The Magic Coke Machine (MCM) is the pop/soda mchine which can make any combination of flavors of soft drink you can imagine, using a computer touch screen to make your selection and then let the magic happen!
Dudes, I just used the Magic Coke Machine over at Firehouse Sub to make cherry orange lime coke zero. Mind=blown !
by Magic Jack Flash October 31, 2013
Get the Magic Coke Machinemug. Someone that thinks there should be more respect because nobody respects them, more peace because everyone that knows them gets into fights, more unity because nobody trusts them, and more love because they try to make everyone hate someone else on a regular basis.
The Mouth of the South was a drama driven machine that didn't think she was a part of the reason there was always drama around her.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
Get the Drama driven machinemug. by lucifer June 29, 2003
Get the sound machinemug. In 1869, Pokrovskoye, Russia, a man named Grigori Rasputin was born.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
He lived a great life, having sex with royalty and other people (some say over 100'000 women had sex with him) and is now known in the song - Rasputin - as "Russia's Greatest Love Machine"
If someone is described as being "Russia's Greatest Love Machine" they are a player and should be worshipped by their friends and family.
Person 1: "You know Alex?"
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
Person 2: "Yeah..."
Person 1: "He had sex with Lucy and Bridget last night"
Person 2: "Whoa, he's almost like Russia's Greatest Love Machine
by BigYearSevenBoi February 1, 2019
Get the russia's greatest love machinemug.