christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head
did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?
by trojanlover December 12, 2006
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Columbian white Christmas

When you blow a few grams to an ounce of cocaine into a woman's anus and proceed to have anal sex with her.
El Chapo enjoys having Columbian white Christmases with only the most high end prostitutes.
by Rew fergelle December 09, 2015
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Indian christmas present

its when you whipe your ass after takin a dump with the inside of the victims pillow case put it back on and then let them go asleep on it while you enjoy the comical values of the prank
"hey dud, you should have seen it last night Dave farted on my pillow and gave me pink eye a week before so i went one step further and gave him the old Indian christmas present"
by martin3039191 October 06, 2007
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Gay as a Christmas Tree

Referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it's bent or leaning in one direction or another. You can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.
Bill - Wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!

Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?
by tap'n,it June 17, 2010
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nightmare before christmas

The staple of all emo and wanna be emo kids alike. It's just a kids movie, get a life
Emo kid 1. OMG did you watch the nightmare before christmas last night?

Emo kid 2. OMG yeah I was like jerking off to it because of how emotional it is

Me: Shut the fuck up, I stopped watching that movie when I was eight thanks to you douchebags
by DizzyLizzy March 08, 2007
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War on Christmas

A conspiracy theory until 2016, when Millennials and the far left started attacking Christmas traditions by labeling them as racist, misogynistic, in an attempt to get them banned.
"I didn't believe there actually was a War on Christmas, until they tried to ban Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer by calling it racist."
by YellowSmurf November 26, 2019
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christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.
My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.
by Akit February 29, 2004
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