Bear Game

A game played by many players, after one person has committed a fart annother opponent can say 'bear' causing the farter to get down on all fours and growl loudly to imitate a grizzly bear. If the one who committed the fart says 'safety no bear' before someone else in the area can say bear then he/she is safe from the punishment.

Teacher: " there will be no Bear Game going on today!!"
Friends farts* "Bear haha got you"
Gets on floor* "ROAR"
Friends quiet farts* "Safety no bear!"

by anonymous May 18, 2021

Bear AIDS

If you are infected with bear AIDS, from any commonplace bear, you will in fact turn into a Werebear, and your facial hair will grow extremely fast, once a month your will turn into a bear; when there is no moon, and you will have the opportunity to ravage the townsfolk with your furry muzzle.

Tom: "Wow, what did Ross do with that grizzly last night?"
DAVE: "I dunno, but I think he got bear AIDS"
Tom: "That's cool i guess."
DAVE: "No dude once a month he becomes temperamental and goes to town and kills folks."
Tom: "Oh well F*** that Sh!T!!!!

by r0ss1234 January 30, 2012

trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit

karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

Glizzy Bear

A big boralic black bear that takes fat glizzy rips

Yo watch out for the glizzy bear he’s on the prowl tonight

by BigOlFluppers69 August 19, 2020

Bear Truck

When a bear fucks a girl in the butt. The act of sneaking up on a girl and having sex in a bear suit.

I was just walking and all of the sudden I got bear trucked.

by JMS4dayz November 18, 2009

feeding the bears

getting a traffic ticket

that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop

by synister43 July 11, 2011

Teddy Bearing

Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.

Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.

by Nobbie April 27, 2010