subteranean jizzbomb

A special move/superpower employed rarely by the jizzbomber in which an enemy is fended off by ejaculating in his/her Jimmy John's sub.

My friend pissed off the jizzbomber and was pleasantly surprised when he received extra special sauce on his JJ slim sub sandwich. He was unaware of the effect of a subteranean jizzbomb on his psyche.

by Black Caesar December 9, 2008

Subert

Someone has a real resemblance to dogs, most notably that of the Afghan variety.

Look at that girl's hair! She's a total Subert

by Jackboy1701 June 3, 2009

summer weight

the addition of extra cushion around the stomache or midrift area during the summer season

my god he's put on a bit of summer weight
im allowed 2 takeaways as im topping up my summer weight

by don the cherry picker June 4, 2009

subversive tweeting

Tweeting while you're being paid to do your job, not tweeting. Say at a really boring staff meeting, or while on the phone with your boss.

Sally is the queen of subversive tweeting--she sent out forty tweets during that brainstorming session at work on Monday.

by Sleeping with Ward Cleaver June 22, 2009

summer popsicle stick

another term for a dick, or penis

jason: "i know u would loooove to suck on sam's summer popsicle stick"
chelsea: "..."

by AzN WaNNaBe June 28, 2010

Summerboy

A song on Lady Gaga's The Fame album.

I've got my summer-summerboy!

by arianne! August 18, 2010

SUMMER

The right to be lazy,without anybody bothering you. Also any excuse for anything. Gives you any right to do anything fun and do nothing productive. Just to have fun in anyway shape or form.

Hey can you take out the trash nah it's summer. I don't have to do anything that i don't want to do. Hey why are you so lazy it's SUMMER. The perfect excuse for everything. to relax and be free to what you do.

by TheLAXer23 December 15, 2012