muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

by ZiggityZell September 10, 2022

butthole snacher

A known criminal from ohio with upwards of 10,000 victims .

The Ohio Butthole Snacher was seen .

by Thebuttholesnatcher September 19, 2022

Dirt Sachel

A dirty belly button.

Did you see her dirt sachel? It was full of lint

by Bromandude75 March 12, 2023

cracker stacker

A black man that loves to be with only white women and can’t see himself dating or mixing with any other race.

Black men’s kryptonite dating only white women.

Also a black man’s way to be secured financial.

DEFINITION: a black man that only dates white women.

Did you hear about what’s his name. ? He’s cracker stacker to his list of women.

by MYKAL DOMENIC December 28, 2022

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023

Gabriel Stachowiak

The only man who can hit the Griddy in real life

Guy 1: Hey have you heard about Gabriel Stachowiak?
Guy 2: THE GUY WHO HIT THE GRIDDY IN REAL LIFE!?

by Iggy07 September 29, 2023

double-stacked handjob

To use both hands to stroke when giving a handjob.

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend gave me a double-stacked handjob!

by SneakierGoat November 2, 2023