Spiderman

When a guy ejaculates while laying his dick along the inside of his wrist, pretending to be spiderman.

dude, I was so spiderman last night.

by DarkPhantom March 4, 2009

Spiderpenis

The term describes a state in which the penis becomes severely swollen and red after being bitten by a spider. It is usually accompanied by an uncomfortable itching sensation that, when taken care of, only worsens one's situation. Remedies are unknown, good luck.

Guy 1: What the hell! I think I have spiderpenis...
Guy 2: Woah, stay away from me! I dont want to catch it.
Guy 1: Its not contagious you dillhole. A spider bit my dick.

by Down wit tha O.S.P. July 26, 2009

spider-man style

A position of blowjob given by those who do not have the ability to use kneecaps.

Woah! Alaiza and Kelsey did it spider-man style! that's hardcore mann!

by Kelseyyyyyyyyyy! September 29, 2008

blue spider

A blue spider is trick all the experienced players play on the noobs online in the xbox game Halo. The experienced player (usually a jerk) asks someone they feel is new to Halo if they wanna see a blue spider. This question is usually asked in the context "hey you wanna see a blue spider?" The inexperienced player reluctantly agress having no idea what a blue spider is and what is going to happen. Then the experienced player proceeds to throw a plasma grenade on the face of the other player. These grenades are blue and stick to organic objects, hence the name blue spider. The grenade explodes shortly after it has been thrown. This results in a gratifying kill for the one who threw it, and a humiliating defeat for the one killed. Anyone who fall for the blue spider trick online is immediately labeled as a noob.

PRO: hey kid you wanna see a blue spider?
NOOB: ahh...sure?
(Pro proceeds to throw a plasma grenade on the noobs face)
NOOB: WOW you dick!
(Noob dies a humiliating death for all to see, causing him to be labeled as a nublet)
PRO: HAHAHAHAHA you fucking noob!!!!
OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM: Wow that nub fell for the blue spider trick what a fucking noob!
(Noob is then booted from the game for simply being a noob

by IS I ECHO I August 1, 2007

spiderman

Most of these are right. But after you do the *thwip* web thing and throw cum in her face, you have to jump out the nearest window and shout "Crikey". Otherwise it's pretty weak.

Spiderman, sex, thwip, window, crikey

by johnstitch January 26, 2007

Spider Bite

Slang: synonomous with asshole. Because a normal tight sphincter resembles a bite from a spider.

Last night I did Jan right in the spider bite.

by G.B. September 6, 2005

spiderman

Some geek dude who is actually quite cool because he can shoot web out of his wrists without bleeding to death and wears a blue and red costume. Has a gay flash animation dance on the internet and looks for Mary Jane when it rains.

He's slightly cooler than Chuck Norris because he can swing around buildings without hitting them and dying in a gory mess.

But like all the other superheroes, he pales in comparison to Batman since Batman can throw a Batarang and still save the day.

Spiderman is cool because he can fight Chuck Norris

"My Spider sense is tingling! It's raining and Mary Jane's T-shirt is getting wet and see-through!"

"I'm not gay, no no way, but watching me dance will make you gay."

by darkverge April 24, 2007