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Spreadsheeting

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)
Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"
by The Universers February 28, 2014
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Screaming Rooster

When the man is about to "finish" the girl pulls out his penis and yanks on it really hard while she inserts a dildo into his behind.
My girl gave me the screaming rooster last night
by Whatyousaid April 25, 2017
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Speam

To define someone a speam means they are the physical embodiment of a sperm that’s retarded
Miss krasniqi shut ur mouth you speam
by IEATPRICKSFORBREAKFAST September 19, 2018
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Spreader

A person who walks around not caring if they get infected with COVID-19 and spreads it to others.
Don't be a spreader dude. Stay home if you can.
by blonde/blond March 22, 2020
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screamin semen

I shot a shit load of screamin semen into anna'a tight hole, geez it made my legs wobble...
by Danne Meakin November 12, 2003
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baller ass spread

Hood term, describing a nice meal with many courses, a good drink with it and a nice desert.
Leroy laid out a baller ass spread out when his partner got home from doing 20. They had shrimp, steak, lobster, pig feet, collard greens, mac and cheese, cheese cake and hennesey.
by bert 2 July 24, 2006
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Screamer

A type of sled built for downhilling and for the sport screaming.
I took my screamer to ruby hill to go screaming.
by hawkboy345 December 8, 2010
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