spider ride

Having sex with a girl that is so sketchy there is a chance she is carrying the same disease that the spider monkey in the movie Outbreak had.

Man, I got to get to the clinic to get checked out. I had a spider ride last night.

by Not the real Charlie Chaplin September 30, 2015

spiderman porn

Ever since I was a kid, I have had an increasing attraction to Spider-Man's domination. I realiseI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock I realisedoh awesome and powerful I went on pornhubI realize this is because my suppressed dictation to Spiderman's massive cock hey oh awesome and powerful I went on

Spidey ur rectum is large. Spiderman porn ftw

by Horny Panda September 18, 2016

Spiderweb

A spiderweb occurs when you drop your phone or other device at just the right angle so that the crack starts at the top left or right corner and ends at the side

Person.1 (drops phone) OOHHH SHIT MY PHONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.

by xXx_MLG420BLAZEIT2D@NK4UM8_xXx September 18, 2016

Spiderjuan

He's the better spiderman, he eats tacos, has a mustache and wears sombreros into battle while riding a horse yelling Arriba

It's Spiderjuan, he came to save us all

by Cpt,Jack Sparrow January 19, 2017

spidey sack

The feeling in which the skin of your ball sack sticks to your thighs, normally due to either not showering or sweat.

"I should've showered this morning, I've got spidey sack."

by Yeah I'm pretty ugly February 22, 2017

Spidget

When a group of really dull rich people get together to chat rubbish about how to screw over anyone poorer than them. And foxes. And elephants

Oh I say, Theresa loves a good spidget!

by Sairclarkie May 21, 2017

Spidget

Abbreviation of "Fidget Spinner". Also references "Spidget Finner".

Stop using your spidget.

by spookaholic June 20, 2017