Ploop sock

Ønly the OG’s kno you fucking pussy ass putz
Olivia are you really trying this hard to figure out what the fuck it ploop sock means

Olivia is trying way to hard to find out the ploop sock is

by That poppy April 3, 2019

sock in a Juicebox

Reconstituting a man’s masturbation sock and drinking the issue like a juice box.

Kelly was so thirsty she went after it like a sock in a juicebox

by RGibby June 19, 2023

Hobo Socks

Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.

Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"

by ProTip September 8, 2011

Sock dream

Living a fantasy, a lie, an unreachable achievement. Muchblike when you fantasize about someone while jerking off into a sock.

You're living a sock dream thinking the us goverment actually cares about you.

by Fartass57 July 10, 2021

sacrificial sock

A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation

Why do I only have non matching socks? You need to better manage your sacrificial socks.

by kooks November 5, 2013

camp sock

using a sock to wipe your ass when nothing else is available

whew!, thank god i was wearing shoes instead of sandals today!, this camp sock will do just fine.

by andy fike December 1, 2009

bootie sock

When you throw an old moldy hot pocket out the window to hid it from other people

brody bootie socked the house last night

by Brody'sroommate November 13, 2020