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Sausage Valve

The part of the male body used for a multitude of purposes; showing off to friends, Sexual intercourse, Urinating, etc. Also know by such terms as Penis or Dong.
Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!
by imthattechguy January 25, 2011
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Sausage Friendly

Apparently Bob is "sausage friendly"... Just saw him making out with Jimmy.
by David DollarBeer April 16, 2011
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Sausage and Kraut

Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.
She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.
by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011
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Sausage Bottom

When a woman wears a pair of calf-high boots (or higher) and her leg fat spills over the top, making her legs look like sausage links.
Hey Guy, look at that sausage bottom! As if Uggs weren't disgusting enough!
by Ms. Kittie December 17, 2011
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sausage bomber

It's when a chick has a bowel movement, or passes gas during anal sex.
"While Vincent was giving Anjelica the ole Cajun hot stick, she countered with a sausage bomber. It was very messy..."
by Fire base eagle one December 9, 2013
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Sausage Vulture

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014
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Sausage Patty

A woman who hangs out at Sausage Bars. Most Sausage Patties have few boundaries.
Let's go 3-way that Sausage Patty.
by Bringindowntheblouse October 10, 2015
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