Anal Smirk

The anal smirk is the clenching reflex you get when you have just let through the first bit of brown shame into yr underpants.

Anal Smirk - When one pulls out his meat from the brown fridge and you turn the "waters from babylon" tap off.

by Standard Bruv June 20, 2011

butt-smoke

a person who is a mofo; a person who has just made a mistake; an idiot; someone who believes in fairy tales; any player on the Charlotte Bobcats basketball team; someone who is behaving in a silly manner; a person who has expelled gas from their butt.

I'm looking forward to the Rockets playing the Bobcats tomorrow night, those guys from the Bobcats are a bunch of butt-smokes.

by Fudochi October 30, 2013

dog smoke

A dog smoke is a colloquialism used in The Bahamas for a blow job or oral sex toward a male.

Male: I can't get one dog smoke aye boo?
Female: I look like I is play aye?
Male: Man c'mon I'm not gonna tell noone.
Female: well okay then, lol

by DLA4 October 21, 2014

you smoke, you croak

A replacement for "you snooze, you lose." A phrased used when someone is taking their sweet ass time smoking a cigarette, and in doing so have missed an opportunity. This is generally the result of a single smoker idly wasting the time of several non-smokers, causing the non-smokers to abandon him.
The "croak" part refers to the fact that they're eventually going to die of lung cancer anyway.

You readu to go?
Joe: "Wait, where's Mike?"

Mack: "He's out back, having a smoke. Duh."

Joe: "Aren't we going to wait for him?"

Mack: "You smoke, you croak. He can walk."

Mike: (has violent coughing spasm)

by Proto-Ham Sandwich March 29, 2015

Big Smoke

A guy from GTA

Big Smoke: I'll have a number nine, a number nine large, a number 6 extra dip, a number seven, two forty-fives, one with CHEESE, and a large soda
CJ: Fat boi

by Trisced1 August 24, 2019

Commander Shork

Refers to someone in the Species Community which is also a large community withing a bigger community called Pony Town.

Someone who is an idiot, very stupid, selfish, and obsessed with Communism for no reason.

"We should have two leaders in case one of them becomes Commander Shork ver. 2"
"Plot twist: I am Commander Shork"
"Banned"

by Void Lord January 11, 2021

The Big Smoke

Formerly known as The Pale, An iconic assortment of costume shops and pubs located on Ireland’s Eastern coast. Other sudonyms include; the capitol, town and less commonly, Dublin

I’m going up to the big smoke to buy a Jack Sparrow costume for Halloween

by The Crimson Commodore June 21, 2021