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National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

On The 16th of July is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day,,the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day is when you can slide tackle a goth as many times as you want and as hard as you want with the goth not being able to fight back
Person 1:Hey look theres a goth
Person 2:Ye I wish I could slide tackle it without it fighting back
Person 1:Well lucky for you today is the National Slide Tackle A Goth Day

Person 2:OMG YASSSSS

Random Guy:*sees a goth,runs up to it and slide tackles the shit out of it*
Goth:You f##king ba###rd

Random Guy:Haha you cant fight back today is the National Silde Tackle A Goth Day
by anonymous🥵 June 24, 2020
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The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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Rock-sliding

When you are playing rock, paper, scissors and all you give is rock. Also used when an action is seems like it would be repeated. Often you the action changes on your turn. Usually used in reflection about a game.
Bro 1: "Dude, Why did you put paper?"

Bro 2: " I don't know. I thought he was rock-sliding me."

"I thought thirteen would win, it has been played 4 times in a row, but I guess the roulette was rock-sliding me.
by J3ffisthedude June 20, 2013
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snap and slide

to break down in a crazy environment, then run away from it (escape)
No ma'am. We will not snap and slide on today's flight like the infamous Steven Slater.
by sunshyne24 December 20, 2010
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Sylvester slide whistle

A term used for going to the bathroom
I need to go and take a Sylvester slide whistle."
by Mr Kidding March 8, 2024
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1-2 slide

When a customer and his drug dealer dab each other up and trade the drug and then the money at the same time.
Hey bro, 1-2 slide.”
“ Yah bro hold up lemme get the stuff.”
by Shsuacs November 20, 2019
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Slide

Fuck and then nothing else to it
I’m trying to slide on that one girl from the mall
by DEKUABITCH September 18, 2020
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