soft cock

A guy is a soft cock when he doesn't feel the need to go out looking for stray cats. He usually has a girlfriend or gets laid alot, hence the soft cock. His friends, who typically are/have hard cocks, are desperate for girlie action on any given night and will make fun of him by calling him a soft cock when they go out to the bars to pick up while he stays home to watch Dirty Dancing Havana Nights.

Hey Mitch, who is going out to pick up tonight?

Not Chris, he is a soft cock.

by Merriam John May 13, 2005

micro-soft

Daniel venn's Dik (thinks it's big)

you see i told you he would be jealous of the new borns one!!!!

by S.T.A.R.S April 15, 2003

softball

Baseball for girls.

by hb November 4, 2003

soft off

the total opposite of a hard on. Hence soft off, with soft being the opposite of hard and off being the opposite of on. lol. A term coined by urs truly. Used to describe the condition of a dick when seeing something totally unatural and FUCKING DISGUSTING.

WOW EMILY'S ASS IS SOOO FUCKING WAK!!! it's like a big block of textureless shit. If i saw her naked, i wud definately get a soft off.

by M & V Unit January 2, 2005

soft

a straight up bitch, often employing a wannabe tough guy persona in a futile attempt to hide his utter weakness.

John- Nah kid he tried to front i'm about to get at him.

Tim- Nigga please, you SOFT!!!!!
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Eric- Ayo im bout to go get the gat son!!!

Tim- What gat? since when do you have a gat? NIGGA PLEASE, YOU SOFT!!!!!

excessive tattoos: dead giveaway

rolling in large groups: soft

50 cent style tanktops: fag and soft

unnecessarily angry attitude: soft

inability to speak without a fake swagger: motherfuckin' soft

by HWkid212 July 27, 2009

SKOTT

tattoos made from a designed scar. the design was carved into the flesh healing into a forever scar.

"her shoulder has three heart skotts"

by tarrence23 March 24, 2008

soft girl

A lesbian who wears oversized knitted jumpers and drinks herbal tea, she lies is bed with you all day and gives you small hugs when you're working, pretty much a persian cat.

"all Laura wants is a soft girl, she's so gay!"

by lamblint December 15, 2017