Skeet

The art of ejaculating semen on someone or something.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!??? How u gonna spell a man's name with yo skeet." -Berleezy

by The Great Heir to Penis Man April 24, 2023

Keto skeet

When your girlfriend is on keto and skeets on the couch durning a movie.

Damn mandy thats some straight keto skeet you just dropped.

by The big bad carpet muncher February 17, 2020

Skeeted

To get caught by the Chris Hansen impersonator known as Skeeter Jean (aka Skeet Hansen), who operateson YouTube with a group of pred catchers known as the "predatorial investigations unit"

"...i just wanted to let you know that I am Skeet Hansen, and I am with the predatorial investigations unitand we are doing an investigation on adults who meet minors online for sex, and you have just been skeeted"

by 3minem August 9, 2024

Skeet Skeet

A Hoe that’s really disgusting and does drugs

Jennavecia is such a skeet skeet Bitch.

by Yalahoe August 15, 2018

skeet

Skeet is used in two ways.

1. To ejactulate/cum
2. To run

1. I skeeted on the girl
2. He was running and ducking and ducking until he just ran out of breath, skeet

by pyrexGG_ February 14, 2019

skeet crease

The crease between the upper thigh and pelvis area of a female. This crease is noticeable when the leg is bent.

You see her skeet crease in that picture.

by LilBigGuy July 1, 2021

Skeeted

To be caught in 4k trying to have sex with a minor.
Term often used by Skeeter Jean on the "to skeet a predator" show.
The word is used as a way to make fun of the situation and to humiliate the alleged predator.
Safe to say, if you are ever in a situation where you can be skeeted, you should probably reevaluate your life choices.

Skeet Hansen: So do you have any other questions?
Predator: I swear man this is my first time I will never do this again you have my word
Skeet Hansen: Well in that case, my name is Skeet Hansen I am with the predatorial investigation unit, we are currently doing an online series about adults who try to meet up with minors, and you have been skeeted.

by EYAL5555 September 18, 2023