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Duck Shuffler

Duck robot with a chronic gambling addiction.
Did you buy the Duck Shuffler plush on time?
by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024
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Filibuster Shuffle

When you're trying to win at poker night. Time is running out and the dealer (who is leading in chips) won't fucking stop shuffling.
Mark stop doing a filibuster shuffle and deal the damn cards.
by FakirNamor May 18, 2024
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Colombian shuffle

An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.

When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024
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Nevada Shuffle

The Nevada Shuffle is when a male and usually a female have sexual intercourse while the female is having a seizure.
Person 1: Babe you wanna do the Nevada Shuffle
Person 2: JAHSDGBHSJDBFAGHBNFDSHAJKSHNFSDAJIKOMF
by GregorySnitzlefart June 13, 2024
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muslim shuffle

Term coined by GodLogic Apologetics. It is a thing Muslims do when they get caught in a lie, false statement, or fallacy. They immediately change the subject in order to hide the fact that they just got caught.
Muslim: The Bible is corrupted
Christian: But the Quran says many times it isn't.
Muslim: Let's talk about the Trinity.
Christin: here comes the Muslim shuffle.
by AndrewSCB July 5, 2024
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Ashkenazi shuffle

An Ashkenazi shuffle is when someone employs high verbosity and obfuscative language in an attempt to bewilder or confuse their opponent in an argument. It can involve using complex language, irrelevant details, or tangential arguments to divert attention from the central topic or to make it difficult for others to follow the discussion. It can be perceived as a form of intellectual manipulation, aimed at gaining an advantage in a debate or discussion, often characterized by a style that resembles a rhetorical dance, where clarity and directness are intentionally obscured. Especially in a way that the user deems to be characteristic of a Jewish person.
"Instead of providing straightforward answers, the politician engaged an Ashkenazi shuffle, leaving the audience confused about his stance on the issue."
by Canyon Writer July 8, 2024
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room shuffler

A prostitute that wastes your time and money by pretending to arrange things in her room instead of commencing her service and earning your money.
Don't trust that pretty young Korean whore. She's a massive room shuffler. Wastes your time and money.
by kam75xx February 18, 2024
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