santa

a fat guy in a tight red suit who breaks in to your house every year and doesn't get caught.

oh yeah I know him that fat guy who commits break and entry SANTA

by king._.george October 14, 2020

Santa Margarita Swag

Referring to Drakes song The Motto when Drake says"We got Santa Margarita by the liter".

Jim-Bro u got Santa Margarita Swag

Bob-Thanks bruh

by Drizzyyy June 12, 2012

Santa Crawling

Bar hopping in santa suits

The gang and I went santa crawling last night.

by TheMain1 December 20, 2009

basic santa

when someone can do nothing but give away presents

look at that guy giving away free stuff he's a basic Santa

by toad307 February 28, 2016

Santa’s Slay

When you engage in a threesome with four midgets (because they are half people) and one regular person

Yo let’s get you and the other midgets over and run a Santa’s Slay

by Carter Sanchez May 24, 2024

Santa Claus

The old man in red who breaks in, points to you, then your mum and your dad, then says "Hoe hoe hoe"

Kid: Santa Claus is so mean
Santa: Hoe

by da_savage_hacker January 4, 2020

Santa block

1. when somebody intentionally steals your gift idea and takes it as their own.

2. when Santa blocks someone from scoring points in any sport

3. an entire city block completely decorated for Christmas

4. when Santa blocks you from any premarital indiscretions

5. a block shaped like Santa

6. Santa's head

"I wanted to buy my parents a television, but my brother was a Santa block and bought them one first."

"I was hanging with this hot elf at the north pole and just when I went in for a kiss, Saint Nicholas shows up with more work. What a Santa block!"

"Jason drove to the lane putting up a lay-up. It was swiftly blocked by Kris Kringle. Did you see that Santa block?"

by NILSO November 19, 2011