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Dirty Sanchez

A stunt so unhygienic and ill-advised it defies both physics and good taste. Involves questionable use of powder, gas dynamics, and a very poor understanding of personal boundaries.

The act of someone using their fart to blow a ring of snuff into someone's nose
Man, last night was crazy. I heard Conrizzy paid that hooker to give him a dirty Sanchez
by Conrizzy October 5, 2025
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Kitty Sanchez

When a cat sits on your face with it's tail across your upper lip.
Man, I woke up with a Kitty Sanchez and i looked like Albert Einstein after doing two eightballs of kitty litter.
by Chicken shack O'Neil October 12, 2025
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Joe Sanchez

Bruh! I just read 10 chapters of how to fight pagans. Feeling so Joe Sanchez right now.
by Bongswithbinks November 8, 2025
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Sacramento Satchel

The act of shoving your to go food up your ass instead of asking for a to go box. Instead, farting out little bites of food for the rest of the day.
Hey man I’m pretty full, do you wanna get to go boxes?”

“Nah dude, I’m gonna take all my to go food in my Sacramento satchel
by BabyT5555555 January 3, 2026
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Jhilianna sanchez

Coolest of them all!
Those named jhilianna sanchez typically tend to have higher IQs then average and are quite beautiful!
You’ll be lucky in life to meet a jhilianna and will be blessed for ages to come
Jhilianna sanchez is just the best, there is no test!”
by abbyparty January 6, 2026
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Miss dirty sanchez

When a woman finger bangs her self in front of a man and pulls out her finger and drags it under the mans nose.
Bob was turned on while Cindy finger banged her self but nearly barfed when she gave him the "miss dirty sanchez".
by Mandieet December 9, 2008
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dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.
"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"
by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016
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