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Steven

An abusive, manipulative asshole. He always plays the vicitim, and manipulates people into believing his "innocence". Generally a liar, a cheater, and likes to beat women and stalk them. This type of Steven is accompanied by the last name of Henderson.
what happened to your face?

O, I just got attacked by a Steven.
by fuckurmom April 19, 2009
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Steven

Usually a terrible father but makes beautiful children. Big heart-breaker. Sleeps around with everyone in town. Tells alot of lies. Has extensive criminal history. Refuses to support his ten children.
"Don't ever date a Steven"

"Man I am glad my name is not Steven"
by NerminWerp September 22, 2011
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STEVEN

Steven is often a guy that will cheat on you. When you first meet him you will think is charming but you get to know him he’s a jerk and you never want to see him again.
“Steven is such a douche
by Lauren green April 23, 2018
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Sweden

Not to be confused with Finland.
A country north of Denmark.

Popular sports include ice-hockey, in which most notable success was second place 1995 World Championship tournament held in Stockholm.
-What the heck just happened? Is that even possible!?
-Only in Sweden.
by zagga April 11, 2005
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Steven

A "Steven" occurs when an individual becomes overly frustrated over a certain situation, in particular pertaining to relationship issues, and throws his/her cellular device into a nearby edifice, thus resulting in the device's disintegration. Failure to completely disintegrate the device, or if the relationship's problem is resolved prior to the impact (either mid-flight or leaving the limb used to propel the device), the is null and voided for a minimum of fifteen years, depending on factors like race, gender, or marital status.
"My gf was totally making out with this other guy when I walked in that party last night, and I got so angry I pulled my BB pearl out of my pocket and stevened it."

B: Wow, look at all these little plastic peices by the wall there, what happened?
G: This looks like a camera component, and here's a broken memory card!
B: Is this a shattered cell phone? I couldn't even tell what it was until I looked at up close-this is really bad.
G: I've seen this before-someone probably stevened it.
B: Oh thats right! It was probably Mike, his dorm is right there and his gf dumped him last night.
by Daniel Braga & Steven Gallo January 14, 2008
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Campbell student

a person who spends a minimum of several hours a week at Wal-Mart, where all the people from Dunn complain about the uppity Campbell kids not realizing in their own stupidity that we contribute heavily to their economy, guess thats what they get for not graduating high school.
by Ben April 7, 2005
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sweden

Country with the happiest people, take your children to work, public sex wahwah I love that country, Im dutch >.>
All americans should be bombed and die real painfully, *bomb that row of americans*
by xil April 13, 2005
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