Mud Skipper

A drug user Meth who also uses Heroin

So Cassandra Jumped out the puddle and became a mud skipper?

Lock up your valuables because this trap is full of puddle jumpers and mud skippers.

by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016

whipper-snipper

A snippet is a brief quotable passage. People who think in snippets are called 'whipper-snippers.'

Women have a greater propensity to hear snippets and deduce from them because they have conversational skills that men don't have and men tend to internalize and think about things differently.

While driving in a car:

Man: Oh! There's that trading firm. I made millions off of them.

Woman: Williams!? What is that!? Williams!? Williams!? What is that!?!

Man: Williams!? What is Williams!? I said millions, 'whipper-snipper.' Where do you get 'williams' from 'millions' talking about a trading firm!?

by chewinggumtester December 18, 2012

mud skipper

A mud skipper can be defined in to ways
1.A way to call someone a terrible thing, because mud skippers are the ugliest animal ever.
2.A way to describe what you are doing, could also be used as just chilling

"you're such a mud skipper"
"dude im just mud skippin"

by funnytings1919 April 12, 2010

skipper

anything that is completly not cool and that nobody likes; or something completly idiotic.

wow that flesh eating fungus is almost as bad a skipper; man i pulled a skipper when i put a hampster in my ass.

by John Doe August 13, 2004

Slipper Jacked

The deliberate or un-intentional act of sliding your foot in to someone's shoe/slipper under a table, it usually happens around breakfast time.

Did you hear?. John was so hungover that he was halfway down the street before he realized he had inadvertently Slipper Jacked his wife at breakfast.

by Baba shababalof July 30, 2011

Shippee

A large racist man who drives to the mall yells nigger as loud as possible, while the darker homosapien proceeds go shoot up his Ford Powerstroke.

Look at that shippee, he's taking up the whole parking lot while yelling at that black male.

by VDURAMAX September 6, 2016

slippery pine nugget

Ball after licking

enjoying that slippery pine nugget?

by C.j Uglishitt October 15, 2003