Shifty

a shady untrustworthy person. Usually identified by their sleazy demeanour, constantly shifting eyes, and uncontrollable sleaze

Tom Carmody was looking very shifty as he puffed on his durry

by Shifty Old Boy November 20, 2010

shafted

This term is used to describe one's state of being when they are seriously fucked up. This can refer to being high, drunk, and any other form of being messed up.

Holy shit bro! i was shafted at that party last night! We smoked like 50 bowls!!!

by elite51h2k December 2, 2010

shaft

dick, or the ver "to fuck"

"i wanna show that girl my shaft (see "rambo dick") and shaft her in every orifice"

by violent jay July 14, 2002

polish the shaft

Polish the shaft is old school for Suck my dick.

Bill Clinton: Polish the shaft hoe
Hoe: Yesss sir

by cheekyadda May 13, 2005

Shifter Walk

A walk used by the physically/mentally impaired and those who immitate them. It involves holding one arm parallell to the chest at elbow level. and using the other arm clenched to the torso at the elbo with the forearm desperately thrusting randomly in a charade that looks like the operation of a stickshift vehicle. It is accompanied by randomly spaced irregular steps. *uninteligable grunts and confused faces optional*

Charles was such an ass yesterday for Shifter Walking past that kid in a wheel chair.

Eric beat Tim yesterday in a Shifter Walk race... it wasn't funny because Tim is actually disabled.

by T-Baggen June 18, 2011

Shifting tin

Sucking a robot’s dick.

I was shifting tin like crazy last night. I sucked about five robot dicks at the Boston Dynamic’s holiday party.

by benjmartin February 3, 2018

Bit Shifter

One guy who jerks off another guy in a garage. This definition came about when asking several men what they thought bit shifter meant.

Robbie: Hey, Ricky!
Ricky: What is up, pal?
Robbie: You wanna go in my garage and get a bit shifter?
Ricky: Hell yeah! I thought you'd never ask, bro. You're the best bit shifter I know!

by Orion76 November 25, 2011