Hot Salami

The action of slapping a person with a hot and sweaty dick

My friend hot salamied someone at his birthday party

by oledad27 January 16, 2017

secondhand salami

Salami acquired through indirect means, or that passes through a middle man before reaching its final destination.

"If you purchased the salami from John at the bar, and not from the deli, that makes it secondhand salami."
"I'm not eating that. It's secondhand salami."

by JADrI May 30, 2017

madonna salamella

A creative insult to Jesus' mother in italian.

"Ma Madonna salamella, mi vuoi prestare 'sta cazzo di penna o no?"
"Madonna salamella, are you giving me this fucking pen or not?"

by ErMejo0000 November 6, 2018

nefi salamander

A weird kid and a weaboooooooo. he watches **** and loves it. He is a fortnite tryhard and cries in his room

Wow, your such a Nefi Salamander, such as WEABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRYHARD

by ducki_momo March 25, 2019

baba salami

It's one of the many spinoffs of the word baba, such as babasita, baba pastrami and of course this one, baba salami.
Baba salamis are needed in everyone's lives. Baba salamis bring a smile to your face in a matter of seconds and they're some of the sweetest and most trustworthy people you'll ever meet. I love my baba salami with all of my soul and I hope she never runs away

I love you baba salami

Baba salami is my pastrami

by sad madi hourrrrsss April 15, 2020

Indonesian Salami Sandwich

When you insert a whole salami sandwich into a womans vagina, and then proceed to have sex with her. After you cum in her vagina, she queefs the sandwich out, as well as your cum, then you proceed to eat the mixture.

Me and my girlfriend made an Indonesian salami sandwich for dinner last night.

by Minecraftplayer4000 September 28, 2020

a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND most coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you that everything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally kill yourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technology far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything. He did it to me twice.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?

2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?

2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by naked monke April 17, 2021