Rusty lulu

When a hot chic has a wet fart while wearing a white lulu lemon skirt. Due to the lack of underwear and tightness of the soda skirt, the brown squirt will be Apparent to anyone who has the misfortune of being behind her.

Ben, your bean burritos were so good and spicey but, shit, I had a rusty Lulu while running that 5k. Knew I should have gone with the black skirt today!

by Dirtydago August 28, 2013

Rusty Kramer

Running an exorbitant amount of miles then producing a bowel movement that is equal parts blood and feces, which results in a rust colored porcelain disaster.

I ran 100 miles last week, my bathroom has since become a conjuring of Rusty Kramers, non-stop shit and blood painting the inside of my throne.

by Bandeezee August 11, 2019

rusty noodle

infected penis

You're not coming anywhere near me with that rusty noodle.

by zAlanM August 20, 2013

rusty donkey

A rustic bar that is now closed.

What year did that rusty donkey close on Detroit Avenue?

by Rdore1277 December 5, 2015

Rusty boneyak

Rusty boneyak when your doggie style and slip from front door to the back door you end up with a rusty boneyak.

When fucking your partner you slip from the front hole to the back hole your tool is a rusty boneyak

by Rosie cheerio July 4, 2021

rusty spade

The act of reading Craigslist missed connection while having coitus. Can be dangerous if not done correctly.

He gave me s Rusty Spade last night! I almost lost my eye!

by hoochgob April 5, 2022

Rusty Cherry

Definition- going from anal to vaginal while the female is on her period. Then receiving a blowjob while still covered in shit and blood.

Example - From mud too blood the Rusty Cherry is a great date night treat

by Colton Morgan MF November 30, 2022