Redneck Lumberjack

A man that busts up pallets behind his trailer to put on his burn pit.

I busts up lots of pallets tonight Ma now we gonna be able to cook yo catfish on the burn pile. That's what Redneck Lumberjacking is.

by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021

Metro redneck

Young man over 40, often in a creative occupation trying to balance a de facto urban life with a traditional rural idea of manhood. Recognized through use of carefully selected colour coordinated workwear, completely out of context. Rural desire often expressed in a irrational fixation on treated cotton fabrics, fishing and/hunting.

That photographer, he is a proper metro redneck.

by Silverbullitsthlm April 25, 2018

redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.

Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”

by Jxrdn February 17, 2025

Mumblin' Redneck

Columbian neck-tie with fellatio.

That bitch was talkin' shit, so I gave her a mumblin' redneck.

by dickbabycakes December 15, 2021

Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.

“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!

by Jon the American March 17, 2024

Redneck Roomba

Duct Tape

Carl, use the redneck roomba

by ShadowHex January 1, 2018

redneck cannoli

What people raised in the South or Midwest call a Twix bar

I can’t believe that house is handing out redneck cannolis again for Halloween.

by Gator Evan November 2, 2023