Like beer goggles, relationship goggles are the perception distortions of those couples who seem completely mismatched but are so "in love" they don't see the other's faults. They only come off after the relationship has ended, leaving both halves to wonder why the fuck they ever got into that relationship.
bro #1: how come the hot chick is dating that fuckwad?
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
bro #2: c'mon bruh it's the relationship goggles
see also post-relationship regret
by creamcheese.and.desire September 30, 2014
Get the relationship gogglesmug. When two members of the LGBTQ+ community are in a romantic resembling but platonic relationship in order to fit into society.
by Cv87 March 1, 2025
Get the Lavender Relationshipmug. A purely sexual relationship. The opposite to a platonic relationship, rather, a relationship that is purely for clarting (sexual intercourse). No strings attached.
Person 1: So what are you saying? What's going on with you and Jackie? You going out?
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.
Person 2: Nah man, we've got a likkle bit of a clartonic relationship going on.
by rideF May 14, 2024
Get the Clartonic relationshipmug. Relationship shouldnt be looked at like an assingment. If we are in a relationship I am not gonna stop you from seeing your friends,im not gonna want to hangout everyday. I will just want you to show me that im a little bit more important than your other girl friends,to show me off as your girl. Thats all. Dont look at it like an assingment cause its not
by tired bitch November 8, 2020
Get the Relationshipmug. Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!
Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!
Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.
Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.
by Dr.FartScientist October 6, 2020
Get the McDonald's Relationshipmug. by Pulsyylol December 3, 2022
Get the healthy relationshipmug. Refers to a couple's "close 'n' cuddly" status whereby one adoring partner usually sleeps with his/her head nestled on da other person's chest, eliminating da need for his/her own bed-pillow.
Not only do Tiffany and I totally have a "one-pillow relationship", but happily it "works in both directions", too --- either she snoozes wif her ear contentedly resting on my "warm fuzzy chest", or I savoringly lay my face on da warm silky-smooth patch above her soft ample "pillows" and doze off almost immediately.
by QuacksO January 21, 2025
Get the one-pillow relationshipmug.