Redneck

Someone who lives in a swamp in Alabama and cooks food in a bathtub.

Jimmy: *Comes in half burnt down shack with grits, squirrels, and half of an alligator*
Papa: “Dang jimmy! That is quite the find there.”
Jimmy: “Today is a mighty fine day. Nice catch, and the sun is shining.”
Papa: Quit talkin boy and go get some swamp water and cook that food up in the bathtub!”
Tourists: *walk by and see jimmy with half of an alligator*
Bob the tourist: “ What is that redneck doing with half and alligator?”
Sally the tourist: “ I don’t know what he is doing, but I’m glad we don’t have those people in Seattle!”

by What is in your search history December 5, 2021

redneck strap on

Using a plunger as a strap on

The look of my bitch in a redneck strap on made me rock hard

by tjk31415 January 17, 2019

redneckability

The standard to which a person's level of redneck is measured.

Leroy's redneckability is on the level of Joe Dirt. Have you seen how impressive his metal lawn art collection is and his mullet wins the contest at the county fair every year.

by Mrs of the Mr October 15, 2017

Redneck Shindig

Redneck Wedding Aka My sisters wedding

THIS AINT NO WEDDING MCKAYLA THIS IS A REDNECK SHINDIG…

by TheAnonymousLoser August 17, 2024

redneck tumble

Securing a barrel or container of liquid or powder to the rim of a large wheel, such as on a tractor, and slowly driving around as an inexpensive means of shaking and mixing the contents of the container.

(referring to an old fuel tank) "There's quite a bit of gunk in there, looks like it's pretty thick on the bottom, so I think we're gonna have to give this thing the ol' redneck tumble."

by Your chicanery buddy November 22, 2023

redneck

redneck is a person that acts like a barbarian.

That guy is a fucking redneck.

by anonymous December 8, 2024

Redneck

A red neck is mostly referred to as a white farmer in the south. 13 year old boys named Tommy Healy normally want to move there when they grow up. He thinks he will be rich with a mansion, but he will really just be picking Cotten

I want to be a redneck when I grow up!

by SaltyAsTheSea April 17, 2019