If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017

you're terminated, fucker!

a phrase that babe Sarah Connor says to the Terminator that has its head in a press grip. She then hits the button and the head is squashed flat, destroying the violent cyborg.

The wrestler meets his opponent: You're terminated, fucker!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2007

you're the man now dog

Silly piece of dialog spoken by Sean Connery in the movie Finding Forrester that gets stuck in your head everytime you hear it.

Before the movie began, some wiseass shouted "You're the man now, dog!" in a Scottish accent and cracked up the audience.

by Benjamin Dover February 5, 2004

universal re-monster

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.

The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!

by Dinosaurus Spectacular May 12, 2004

Jaa Re Tu

Jaa Re Tu is a common term used by Indians which simply means 'Get outta here' in Simple English

Husband: Honey, make me a sandwich
Wife: Jaa Re Tu

by Chirag64 January 21, 2010

you're

A word most people on the Internet cannot spell

Person 1: Your full of shit!
Person 2: Your grammar is shit!

Person 1: Your such an asshole!
Person 2: You're not worth my time.

by Restoring for over five years February 19, 2015

You’re going to spin off the face of the earth.

The mass exodus of imbeciles as they are projected into outer space during the reversal of earths rotation.

Something one would say to or about imbecile during times of frustration.

“ Bo, You’re going to spin off the face of the earth. “

by MikeTheKnight47 April 2, 2019