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Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008
mugGet the Cactus Queef Mother Fuckermug.

Old western queef machine

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.
I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!
by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019
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Cream Eating Queef Sniffer

The result of a battle royal between 3 friends to come up with the best names to call eachother.
Friend 1: Cunt Bubble!
Friend 2: Cum Blaster!
Friend 3: CREAM EATING QUEEF SNIFFER!
by wicked_cowgirl July 10, 2010
mugGet the Cream Eating Queef Sniffermug.

queef brodie

a madman, some say he doesn’t exsist but it is uknown some say queef brodie showed up in the battle of the niggas alongside tabotrix gaming however tabotrix gaming is now dead so he cannot confirm, a man named PromaxJD has been asked since he was there however he will not answer as he “cries of just the thought of his fellow soldier tabotrix” and is to sad to even think about the battle anymore the story is unclear however some say the actual name for the battle was the battle of lil ginge and not the battle of the niggas however we will never know…
you better watch i’ll get queef brodie on you! “ah shit i’m sorry man i’ll give you the netherite axe just don’t get queef brodie please nigga!”
by Tabotrix lover January 3, 2022
mugGet the queef brodiemug.

Toby Queef

Toby Queef made the song named Christmas in Afghanistan
by ChickenNoThanks July 8, 2023
mugGet the Toby Queefmug.

crease queef

Noun. A noisy release of non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds

Verb. the act of releasing a noisy, non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds
Noun
I hope the people interviewing me for the job knew it was a crease queef, not a fart.

Verb
I crease queefed when I knelt down to tie my shoe.
by AmishWebster March 17, 2021
mugGet the crease queefmug.

Dumpster queef

A foul smelling vaginal explosion of gas commonly resulting from poor feminine hygiene. Similar to the odor of a dumpster on a hot August afternoon.
Dude, she dumpster queefed me while I was inside her!
by SuicideJimmyD2! June 10, 2019
mugGet the Dumpster queefmug.

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