Prison Pen

A Prison Pen is a form of improvised writing instrument, which is achieved when one defecates just enough to extend past the buttocks and holds it there. The extended fecal matter is then used as a writing device in a manner similar to that of a mechanical pencil.

Person 1: Our boat is destroyed! How are we going to send an SOS?

Person 2: well there's a large rock face over there, we could use our Prison Pens

Person 1: I hate you so f**king much. If we starve I'm eating you first.

by C1PH3R8472 February 23, 2020

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Prison

A place where criminals are housed

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A place where kids are forced to go 5 days a week for 7 hours a day (also known as school)

Person 1: Gotta go back to prison tomorrow
Person 2: Really? Why?
Person 1: To “learn” and stuff a bunch of useless information into my brain
Person 2: You mean school?
Person 1: Yeah, same thing

by _word_guru_ February 24, 2020

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Prison Break

When you and a girl are having sex then you came inside her. Then some of the cum comes out of her vagina. (AKA Prison Break)

Dude I had sex with this girl and I came inside her. Some of the cum came out of her and she called it a prison break.

by Pumper Dumper March 9, 2020

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Priscella

A very outgoing and ambitious person who keeps their spirit high and the people around them even higher . Worst dancer imaginable and even more terrible singer. Calls Pimps, “Simps”. Very Creative and Artistic human being going places.

“Who’s that dancing at the party EW”
“I know she looks like Priscella”

by ChinChina March 14, 2020

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