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Polish stalker

For some odd reason, these Polish tourists don’t seem to understand that what they are doing is called impersonating a police officer and that it is illegal.
Weirdo Polish stalkers in England acting like they are V.I.P.

These weirdos wouldn’t leave me alone and mind their own business. I’ve never met such bizarre people.
by Gothic Miscreant September 29, 2023
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polish blender

You widen a girls ass and fill it with fruit and juice. Then fuck her in the ass till it is a smooth creamy smoothie. Then just get a straw.
I wanted a smoothie but my blander was broken so I used Ashley and made a polish blender.
by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020
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Polished diorite

Diorite but better a bit, nobody talks about granite though because its so bad.
I must say, this Polished diorite looks astonishing!
by Пепси человек November 14, 2020
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Polish thunderflash

When a polak cums in a girls eye and slaps her ears
Polish thunderflash
by Fjrkfjd November 2, 2020
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Polish draw bridge

A sexual position involving three parties incorporating two parties on either end with one in the middle. On one end, one party penetrates the middle party while holding the legs of them as the 'bridge'. On the other side, the 'bridge' party delivers oral to the third party who is supporting her by the shoulders. The draw bridge comes into full effect through the motion on the first party lifting the middles body up and away from the oral recipient and back down offering erotic cuckhold opportunities.
"Yo Jake, did you ask Natasha if she was down to Polish draw bridge this weekend?"
"Yeah bro shes horny as all hell and wants to try it"
by mrRager13413 December 26, 2020
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The polish finger trap

A man puts his finger in the woman's vagina held in place with a vice. The man keeps it there until his finger nearly looses it's circulation and then they stop.
by SquidgyWidgy December 28, 2020
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Polish pencil push

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
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