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Gartic Phone

An excuse to be racist with your friends
by anonymous February 14, 2022
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phone nazi

A guy that walks around the gym in dolphins looking for cell phone users.
Hey "girls get off that cell phone and burn 350 calories"cuz I'm the phone nazi!
by Lynn James March 19, 2008
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Yellow Phonebooth

n: A place where lucid dreamers go, in their dreams, to sign their names so that other lucid dreamers may find it.

A phonebooth of the color, yellow, which is consciously realized in a dream by a person who is aware that they are dreaming i.e., a lucid dreamer.
It took her three lucid dreams to find The Yellow Phonebooth and a sharpy before becoming so aware of her dream state that she woke up.
by Kindel of Liquefaction August 2, 2006
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Tele-phone

Verb. /telifoun/

To call a person's mobile number repeatedly while they are wearing a Teletubbies costume, thereby causing them much aggravation as they attempt to unzip the suit with their mitten-hands and access the call.

Must be performed in plain sight of the subject.
Person 1: Oh man, check out Ben! I'm going to Tele-phone him now while he's still in costume.

Person 2: Haha, awesome, he can't even get his Tinky Winky hands off.

Person 1: Let's continue until he has a rage blackout.
by double quotation marks April 26, 2009
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Phone Mob

A group of individuals that partake in a "Phone Mobbing".
"Dude, this is gonna be the biggest Phone Mob of all time!"
by Kevin Mitnick October 1, 2003
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Phone-boner

When you get an erection from talking to someone sexually or not on the phone.
"Dude I totally got a phone-boner from talking to that hot blond last night.
by GeekVault August 27, 2010
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phonecrastinate

When you pass the time away by playing on your phone instead of working.
I'm not in the mood to work, but internet is blocked in the office. Let me phonecrastinate with a wiki-walk and maybe some Angry Birds
by miscreantJ July 27, 2011
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