poser

The name poseurs use to make themselves look cool.

Too bad they can't spell for shit.

"LyKe OmG U r SuCh A PoSeR"-Poser

"Umm? Yeah... Sure...Faggot"-Innocent Nobody.

by meandyourmomplottingyourdemise May 13, 2005

poser

Poser is anyone who dresses and acts like someone they saw or heard and liked. This definition includes almost everyone. Posers tend to associate with other posers they feel afinity with, and diss anyone else that doesn't fit their pose! Almost everyone in highschool is a poser. Almost everyone in highschool is a follower, and that makes him/her a poser. A poser is anyone who, although dressing and acting as their posing buddies, still dresses properly for Thanksgiving or Christmas. A poser is someone who, by the age of 21 or 22 (some later), forgets all the shit that they used to say and believe in, but never questioned. Posers are well brought-up middle class kids, with enough money to spend on whatever they want. Posers have space for rent...in their heads. You can dress all you like, hear all you want, but USE YOUR FUCKING BRAINS!!!

Whatever the hell you probably though off in a moment of clarity... looking at you and some other poser

by Viriato October 4, 2006

poser

see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.

the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever!

by [e-mail] July 24, 2008

POSERS

people that want to make me quit skating

i fucking hate posers like blink 182 cause they fucking suck ass that have no talent with thir insturmentsexept for the drummer

by Expose_yourself_to_kids June 10, 2005

Poser

A person who pretends to be a person they aren't.
Examples: A white guy trying to be "gangsta"
A preppy girl who tries to be a punk

Oh My God! That Girl is such a poser by singing a Avril Lavigne Song!

by S.G.S. May 14, 2005

poser

the word used to describe any boy/girl who looks punk/emo. usually wearing studded belt, converse, jeans, band t shirt, and dyed black hair. this word is mostly used BY the true punks and emos. the REAL ones wear studded belts, coverse, jeans, band t-shirts, and dyed black hair.

true punk #1: ohh look, here comes lulu, what a poser with her wannabe punk colored hair and written on converse! ( strokes his own mohawk)

true emo #1: yea, and her billy talent band shirt..shes probably never heard more than one of there songs! (looks down at his alexisonfire hoody)

by brandnew April 16, 2006

poser

1. a hard question
2. the way idiots spell poseur

man, number 47 is a poser *rubs chin*

you: the slut is such an emo goth punk poser
me: it's spelled 'poseur', you poseur
you: wateva

by pedro''s vagina November 8, 2007