fake pooing

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off

'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'

by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006

poo willy

The act of picking your ass for shit or sweat and going up to a buddy and sticking your finger in their ear and yelling POO WILLY! Very similar to the wet willy except for the source of material put on finger.

Ryan Garringer and John Nelson are homos so i gave their bitch asses a poo willy.

by J. Carlos Perez January 11, 2009

cum poo

When, after anal sex, you pull out your cock, and some dark-stained cum dribbles out as the ass slams shut. Also can happen with an after-butt-fucking fart..

Damn! You should see the cum poo that flew out of Ginger after that royal ass-fucking I gave her.

by Johnny Cumm May 29, 2005

sicky poo

a baby name for when a person is not feeling well

I don't want to school today because I'm feeling sicky poo.

by bcal620 January 3, 2009

poo face

Some one that looks like they crapped their pants killing the mood at any social gathering.

That Lindsay is a Poo Face. She is always a downer.

by Michael the Great January 30, 2008

bazooka poo

extreme diharea from the anus

dude you just bazooka pooed all over the wall

by daniel stubblefield August 20, 2006

icky poo

something very gross a term used in discust

i jizzed on my self icky poo

by Ewizzy September 8, 2005