bi-polar player

when you set your media player to shuffle and it plays something like Godsmack and then the next song is something like Tim McGraw. Making it seem like your player has bi-polar.

dude 1: I love Whatever by Godsmack!

song finishes and the media player changes to Everywhere by Tim McGraw

dude 2: oh shit big mood swing there
dude 1: yea you definitely have a bi-polar player

by renegade2009007 April 8, 2008

Poor Card Player

Someone who doesn't have a firm grasp of the cards in his hands while playing.

Good Card Player: "Come on! Throw a card! The 8 spades, Let's get this game going.."

Poor Card Player: -struggles holding the cards- "Uhhmm.. Just a sec.." -drops a card- "S!@#!!"

by Cgsoldier333 August 7, 2010

Oh fuck the plane!

Adj. a phrase to share emotion in relation to feeling pissed off at the world, normally occurs on a late afternoon.

"Aaron, you got a light?"
"No, sorry."
...(Hears plane flying overhead low to the ground.)...
"Oh fuck the plane!

by thefisheye November 9, 2011

Best Uncle On Planet

Used to refer to a German-speaking male, who tries to mimic the English accent Particularly in the word 'Yeah'.

~The name derives from Best Uncle On Planet's love for his nephew.

"Best Uncle On Planet or Best Uncle On Planet?"
"Ohh, totally Best Uncle On Planet."

by Future Ex-Waifu February 21, 2012

little bit player

A guy who pretends he gets a lot of ass to make up for having a tiny pecker

"dude, I hooked up with the hottest snatch today. Shes gonna remember me forever."
"yeah she'll remember your little bit player"

by Facebook womp womp May 23, 2012

place of planes

Place of Planes is how airports are commonly referred to in Washington DC by the most people.

Hey, let's go to the Place of Planes to fly somewhere fun.

by Mwales June 21, 2019

Kiss a tennis player day

It's a National kiss a tennis player day, it's happening on every month's 1st day.

guy 1: Oh, it's a new month again
guy 2: hell yes, it's kiss a tennis player day!

by themightyRRR December 19, 2019