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auto-pirate

A variation on the pirate or creamy pirate, an auto-pirate can be either an intentionally or unintentionally administered pirate; an auto-pirate occurs when the masturbator ejaculates in his own eye and pirate groans issue from his mouth out of frustration or pleasure.
I had my girlfriend in the crosshairs for a nice salty one but slipped at the last moment and, cannon pointed aloft, caught my left peeper with an auto-pirate.
While his friends clicked away at first person shooter games and flight simulators, Melvin was content to cure his doldrums by spending evenings at home, eschewing such electronic pleasures for extended bouts of auto-pirating.
by Papa Darkness August 7, 2006
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Angry Pirate

This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. Watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- AARGH!!!
She didn't like the parrot for her birthday after the angry pirate incident
by Sultan O'Saints April 23, 2005
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Frosty-pirate

The act of semen being expelled from the penis, onto a persons eye when it is less than 32 degrees Fahrenheit. The semen freezes over the persons eye, like an eye patch. Then following the ejaculation, the person is kicked in the shin, to become a like a pirate with one eye and one leg.
"Yeah dude, I accidentally gave her a Frosty-pirate this morning, it was brutal."
by Herberton Van-Kreufinberg February 16, 2009
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D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers

D.P.H. is the worlds greatest dodgeball team, forged in the center of the earths core. DPH is hard as fuck. launched in to space my team captin debbie dangler we trained in 0 gravity to form success full team ever... the dity pirate hookers
c-debbie dangler
a-polly pirate
a-garglin gillagin
and crew!
When you get hit with a dodgeball so hard that your intestines explode out of your asshole and your eyeballs get sucked into the back of your throat, your world has been rocked by D.P.H.-Dirty Pirate Hookers.
by glencrowe1111111 May 21, 2008
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giving the pirate eye

When you attempt to seduce another with an enticing look, however the look fails and you are looking at the other person with your eye squinted and your lip up (making you look like a pirate)...often more embarrassing when you give a hardy "ARRRR" along with the look.
Bill: "Sally gave me a peg leg yesterday."
Tim: "Why?"
Bill: "I gave her the pirate eye last week."
by Shirty McSame March 6, 2003
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Anti-pirate Buttpirate

An organisation like the RIAA, MPAA or BPI who are aiming to cut down online piracy.
"Dude, did you hear about that teacher that got sued by the anti-pirate buttpirates?"
"Yeah, god damn the BPI."
by Soiled Undergarment November 7, 2004
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Fanny Pirate

One who raids, or pirates, another's booty.
by Btown666 April 26, 2006
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