The Holy Pickle Stand

When a man is having sex with a woman cowgirl style and he tells her that he's about to cum so she dismounts him, and while she is getting off, his lonely penis stands upward by itself and begins to ejaculate.

"Last night while Jessica was riding my dick she jumped off right before I came! I was so aroused that I did the holy pickle stand before she could get down there and blow me!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023

You zone out like a pickle

Zoning out really bad a lot

GRACE you zone out like a pickle

by Sugaronastick November 26, 2019

in a bit of a pickle

(informal) in a difficult situation; in a mess.

Things are in a real pickle at the moment, I'm afraid / My assistant's left and I'm completely lost without him! / Can you help me? I'm in a bit of a pickle.

by Tiff8930 May 18, 2021

Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway

Fucking a loose Pussy - you feel Nothing!

Fucking Jenna Jameson is Like Throwing a Pickle Down a Hallway!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Sea Pickle

A turd that is left in the toilet when some ignoramous doesn't flush.

I walked into the john to be greeted by someone's sea pickle in the bowl!

by Larryfun September 4, 2005

whatever tickles your pickle

whatever you want!

also:
Whatever Humps Your Camel
Whatever Floats Your Boat

me: What do you feel like doing today?
friend: Anything man, whatever tickles your pickle.

by shawtay June 10, 2005

The Pickle Tickler

Notorious men who like to tickle innocent women with their pickles.

Austin: Hey, Devon, hear what happened?
Devon: No, what?
Austin: The Pickle Tickler struck again!
Devon: Who'd he get this time?
Austin: Katie.
Devon: How'd she feel it?
Austin: Got me.

by CPT KY January 23, 2011