The act of defecating on the toilet, then proceeding to stand up face the toilet, aim your member towards your black steamy melted shit and tug your member in a back in forth motion till your getting ready to ejaculate on said faeces. Then proceeding to eat it!
by KrispyCum November 28, 2025
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Tricking THE GOVERNMENT into taking care of you - quite literally financing your every need - by making a great show of moping around on a HUNGER STRIKE and long term sex-fast, until they send a SWAT TEAM into your home to relocste you to an INSTITUTION.
Misty: ...so, first he tells me he doesn't like my cooking, and then laat night he refused to GO DOWN ON me! WTF am I supposed to do?
Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...
Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...
by MentalBeatings December 21, 2025
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Get the Vineet panda mug.A group of Coworkers who support each other through tough times and celebrate each other's successes.
Worker 1: "My boss Jay just ripped me a new one for something stupid"
Worker 2: "Don't worry, the Disgruntled Pandas have your back!"
(Later that day) Jay: "Who slashed the tires on my car?"
Worker 2: "Don't worry, the Disgruntled Pandas have your back!"
(Later that day) Jay: "Who slashed the tires on my car?"
by PATY Pandas January 17, 2025
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"He can do anything, Trump can turn himself into a panda lover and boast about it, and no one cares."
by im not feeling it January 20, 2025
Get the panda lover mug.Buy your friend cheap poor quality eye makeup and ask her to apply it. Then spray your man vet on her eyes and when it runs out and she has gotten black oval around her eyes - she looks like a panda bear.
I bought my friend cheap eye makeup and she put it on her face, after a vigorous free party I sprayed my juice on her eyes and this ran all over so she had black circles around her eyes - she looked like a j-Panda.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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