can you don't

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.

by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021

mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.

Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.

by bl184999 November 22, 2011

tippin some cans

Drinking beers in the summer while on social prob.

You know I saw that picture on facebook of you tippin some cans.

by DrTippinCans September 10, 2010

king of the trash can

A term used in online gaming to refer to a player whose individual skill significantly exceeds the skills of the clan, guild or group of players that they regularly play with.

Player 1: "Hey man, you're pretty good, you should quit playing with those scrubs and join us."
Player 2: "Thanks for the offer but I'm going to have to respectfully decline."
Player 1: "Ok well just let me know when your ready to stop being the king of the trash can and decide to play with some real mofos."

by Mr. Casual March 13, 2015

off them cans

To be drunk out of your mind off beer

We watched the football game and my uncle was off them cans

by Cochisè Lee January 20, 2023

Annoying trash can

Also defined as Sakura

Boy, you are an annoying trash can- said Sasuke

by Anime_Weeb2021 February 24, 2021

Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 21, 2022