1.A person who is african american who one said"We can change,yet in the first year of president he has not done shit lately.Knowing for his brainwashing speeches because hes black.And we all know black people and shamely white people are gonna vote his ass up because he is black.

2.Proof Saddam still lives

3.Osama in undercover.
Barrack Saddam Huessein Obama Bin ladin is a nice man
*coughs* terrorist.
by N2Y3724 January 20, 2010
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Obama Day

Official county holiday in Perry Co., AL. Takes place the second Monday in November.
by BamaRollin January 7, 2010
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Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
scenerio
Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"

Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"
The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.

another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.
by topmountain August 17, 2010
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After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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scary obama

obama goes break break and is scary
by Kami-sama_ascend June 17, 2018
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Obamas America

You just bought a 35 round pmag for your sks, and you go to load it. You walk over to your ammo stash of 1.5k rounds of 7.62x39 and somehow manage to pull out 33 rounds of hollow points and 2 FMJ's
Obamas america: The fuck am I supposed to do with this
by Sopni February 15, 2022
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