OpenOrifice

Synonym for boring yet free of charge open source software named OpenOffice, alternative to the much shitter MS Office, offering functions that should of course have been preprogrammed into any OS in the first place.

Is that an OpenOrifice file or did you squirt it out of MS Orifice?

by Scancat February 4, 2010

openmindedness

Ready for something new.

"When I want to visualize openmindedness I just think of a bottom on his wedding night screaming take me!"

by Frank Frankie April 13, 2015

Grand Opening

A complimentary way to refer to a woman's vagina.

Sarah: That was amazing!
Bill: You sure do have a grand opening!

by drifthunter August 16, 2010

California bottle-opener

when a female opens a bottle with her vagina

I ordered a corona from the bar and the waitress opened it using the california bottle-opener

by ibmakinallday October 31, 2006

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011

opening a can

the act of giving a beatdown for an undisclosed reason.

Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?

by David Andersen December 3, 2007

OpenStudying

Where you study using a cool new website, OpenStudy. The World Is Your Study Group.

Moe: Test tomorrow! Shoot! I have to study, but I don't know what any of this means!
Joe: Dude, OpenStudying means you'll get an 100. Just go on OpenStudy.
Moe: Thanks!

by An Owl's Friend October 11, 2010