Emo Cowboy

A boy who wears cowboy boots, a cowboy belt, and a cowboy hat but is also tired and sad and shows no emotion. Also known as mike or mike & Ike

AVA: "look at mike & Ike over there, he is SUCH an emo cowboy"
CHASTER: "for REALLL"

by UglyRAtAYEE February 17, 2022

Cowboy coochie

When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed

Damn that cowboy coochie got me fucked up

by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022

coulo cowboy

Rectum rider

Alejandro is a coulo cowboy

by sealion8 October 14, 2020

horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Queer cowboy

A facial hair style consisting of a handlebar mustache with a soul patch

I saw a dude out snowmobiling who has a wicked queer cowboy

by Fred Q Smith October 21, 2025

Whipped Cream Cowboy

A most fearless and whimsical fellow, with a penchant for making tigers purr using his playful wiles.

Raspberry Tigers sure do melt when that Whipped Cream Cowboy rolls into town.

by raspberrytigerrawr May 5, 2022