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Flesh salt shaker

Flesh salt shaking is the act of ejaculating on your food resembling the common seasoning utensil the salt shaker.
Ran out of salt so I just jerked off on to my fries ,my mom calls it the flesh salt shaker
by Alexandevo June 29, 2018
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Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there
by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019
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Justifiable Salt

A term used for when you are angry and upset about something, but it is for a good reason or something that seems, as in the term, justifiable.
Person 1: So of COURSE Lindsey decides, 'oh, I should totally go downstairs WITHOUT the group and wander around looking at the fucking whales, causing my group to be twenty minutes late back to the bus!'
Person 2: That's justifiable salt right there.
Person 1: I KNOW! SHE'S SO STUPID!
by MaggotHoles February 16, 2018
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Salt lifestyle

The state of constant defiance to feeling in the wrong or defeated, these character types go about doing the honorable work in a quiet manner. Often looking to other’s to explain their own feelings of salt. It’s not a way of life that is chosen but it chooses you.
Benji was the only person worth any salt in the board room meeting that morning. It’s the salt lifestyle that gave Benji the foresight to recommend moving the staff entrance away from the fitness centre attached to the building.
by Don Pinche de Cabron February 17, 2021
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Salts my pickles

Something that is good or something you really like or enjoy
That was the best movie I’ve seen in years. It really salts my pickles.
by SMaK February 19, 2020
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Salt bae

by KICIA666 February 28, 2023
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salt

another word for cum because people say it tastes salty
as Harry Styles says I’m his song Medicine

“you got the salt and I got the appetite
by AssholeTheGiraffeBitch November 7, 2018
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