Nerd

I am the definition of a Nerd: Let me explain...

As a person...I like to read....it is one of my favourite passtimes because I am an overratedgaypandaface ie...a Nerd.

I wear anything...it doesnt matter what it looks like...for example, today I wore a red sweater with a blue skirt and old granny shoes...this makes me suitable for the library club where all my best 40- 80 year old friends hang out.

I CONSTANTLY rip the movie version of the book because it's not dead on exact like man...and that is an insult to the author who poured their blood and sweat and tears and blah blah blah blahblah blah... (ten minutes later) and that's my reasoning.

Badass scumbag smoking a joint: That girl looks like she is wearing my grans clothes man! What a Nerd!

Badass scumbag popping some pills: I totally know...why is she carrying so many books around?

Badass scumbag making out with some chick: Yea man what's she talking about random movies for?

by Happyfuntime? June 21, 2009

Nerd

A stereotypical label used to describe a person who highly knows technology

jared quinn is a nerd because he knows a lot about xbox

by Timmy M April 27, 2010

Nerd Tax

The premium paid for having the newest and most powerful computers and electronics

Dude: Nice computer, pretty tricked out
Nerd: Yeah, its got a 6x core overlclocked water cooled processer with 4 GPUs and a solid state drive. Gets me 3 more frames per second !
Dude: Whoa, how much that set you back
Nerd: Bout $7k
Dude: Dude...that is some serious Nerd Tax

by TedDeadMan July 5, 2010

rubi-nerd

someone who has memorized rubix notation and/or can solve a rubix cube while also completing other tasks

My boyfriend is such a rubi-nerd. He can make out and solve a rubix cube at the same FREAKING time.

by Lacey Meagan March 12, 2007

unique nerd friend

henry miller of neverland is a kitty/fairy and is friends with ube , ferny , banana , clyn and ferada . he is amusing to us all and if you `meow` at him he will respond with a `ehhhhh` .

he is similiar to a tooth fairy , but he collects different things - such as globs of collagen .

he is a blue waffle because his face is pretty like a waffle topped with blue strawberries , honestly AND blue waffles always look good in black which is what a unique nerd friend will wear everyday .

the end :

angelica : MEOW !
unique nerd friend : ehhhhh

by miss ruby ayee , March 9, 2010

niche nerd

Noun. - A nerd who is only interested in a very well-defined sub-subset of nerd culture. While nerds are generally believed to like comics, video games, D&D, sci-fi, anime and astrophysics all at the same time, the niche nerd enjoys one or two things and tends to ignore or downright repudiate the rest.

As a niche nerd of extremely refined taste, I find your proposition of going to Comic-Con downright laughable.

Don't bother trying to buy Mick a video game for his birthday; he only likes Japanese RPG's for the Playstation One made during the first half of the nineties.

by 11redred11 November 12, 2010

New Age Nerd

The New Age Nerd is a person who has interests in , and are very knowledgeable of, anime, manga, video games, cartoons and comic books. Although they may be categorized under the nerd title, they are far from it. They are fashionable in some cases, play sports, can get attractive women, and are generally accepted by most social groups.

Brian: "I Just don't understand how Johnny is able to pull in such a good looking girl like Alice when he plays fucking Pokemon..."

Andy: "That's what I call a New Age Nerd my nigga."

by Lord Sasuke July 14, 2014