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drunk as a mullen

To get extremely drunk and act offensively.
I'm going out to get as drunk as a mullen tonight.

Take a Mullen

Taking a day off from work when the weather is unseasonably warm, or spending too much time in the bathroom. Really any activity to avoid work.
take a Mullen, to take a day off, avoid work or let your co-workers down.

"Whoa! Look at the weather next Wednesday, Im definitely taking a mullen that day. We can't take these days for granite!"
Take a Mullen by Babyshark62 April 8, 2026

Ms. Muller 

To be Ms. Mullered is to be absolutely destroyed
Person 1: Dude, what happened?
Person 2: I got Ms. Mullered :(
Person 1: Just end it dude
Ms. Muller by skinnydoodle May 30, 2018