Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me

MM:Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?
Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay
Rigby:You're kinda gay, and then kinda like a f*g.
MM:YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A F*G.
you know who else called me a f*g? my mom.
Skips:I've seen this before. you called him a f*g too many times.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, WE HAVE TO DO CAKE FARTS FOR MM TO CHEER HIM UP.
Mordecai:I don't think i wanna do that.
Benson:Mordecai, Rigby, you're gonna do cake farts for MM or you're FIRED!!

Hey Mordecai, how about you jork me off?

Mordecai:No bro it's kinda gay

by YADEAD July 22, 2025

snapchat moderation

a bunch of oppressive pigs. worse than politicians.

snapchat moderation is extremely oppressive

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 29, 2025

Hapless Moderation

An Moderation team consisting of different mods who are and support gooners, neo-nazis, racists and pedophiles

Just gonna banned from town
Hapless Moderation sucks vro

by epic deltarune shit November 3, 2025

dec to moderately dec

A phrase combining the common term 'moderately', meaning somewhat and 'dec' an abbreviation of the word decent. The phrase itself means something that is between "decent" and "somewhat decent." Can be expressed by simply saying 'dec-dec.'

Hey man, that class is dec to moderately dec.

That girl over there is moderately dec.

I am dec to dec-dec at basketball.

by Millertime June 18, 2006

pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.

Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

pre-er modernism

When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.

The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

Mild to moderate

Okay; average.

A: "How are you doing today, B?"
B: "Eh, mild to moderate, can't complain, I guess."

by JerryArr July 19, 2012